I slept through school, dropped out following expulsion and never got a GED. I was awake in college but didn't really learn anything, I celebrated at a bar the day to dropped out. School sucks, but reading is great. I grew up reading novels and encyclopedias all day, but I quit reading for several years. Now, the Internet exists, so I constantly research bullshit at whim. I've developed an interest in conspiracy theory, so I study that as well as shit like contemporary world history and government surveillance. I've long been interested in human behavior and profiling, just because people baffle me. Their ways of socializing and the concept of "social norms" is incomprehensible. Maybe that's just because I'm an asocial ivy dress hat-wearing geek with no life. But I do command a wealth of useless information. Actually, no life is the best life and reading beats the Hell out of watching TV. No, I don't read newspapers and the only magazine I like is Playboy. News sucks, I'd rather just keep living in my own world. Hey, I already know the news: George W. Bush is a dickhead, the world is verging on maximum entropy while Big Brother and big business are shafting and enslaving us as jerk-offs try to take away our cigarettes.
Anyways, the more I learn the more it becomes apparent that I know jack shit. My God, there are actually people who know less than me; there's just no excuse for that level of ignorance.
